Prophecy of the Norwegian Architect

The Prophecy of the Norwegian Architect is one of the many prophecies foretold by the Fettucine Family in relation to their mission to found Jorgborg. Originating from a Swedish lesson on Duolingo, the prophecy states that a Norwegian architect would be found in someone's bed although the context is up to debate. There exists controversy over whether the prophecy applied to the whole group or just a sole person, but this was circumvented through cunning thought.

Norwegian Archi-Chad
The initial reaction towards the prophecy was one of fear and jealousy. The idea of any future girlfriend cheating with a Norwegian architect or 'an Archi-Chad', shocked the Fettucine mob even if the prophecy only applied to only one of them. The Fettucine soon realised there were other potential theories about the Norwegian architect.

A Girlfriend as the Norwegian Architect
Realising that neither the words 'Norwegian' or 'architect' had any gender connotations, the Fettucine Family theorised that one of their girlfriends could end up being a Norwegian architect and that would be how the prophecy manifested itself. Maybe the whole mob could only date Norwegian architects? Or maybe only one of them needed to date one? Either way, the dating pool would be limited.

Just a Norwegian Architect Lying in Someone's Bed
Believing that to avoid either of the above scenarios, the Fettucine divorced the idea that the Norwegian architect lying on the bed had to be of sexual nature. A new theory rose up, the Fettucine would have a Norwegian architect to lie on their beds for no apparent reason but to fulfill the prophecy.

Fettucine Response
Given the fear of the Archi-chad theory and general uncertainty of which interpretation was to manifest itself, the Fettucine set out to fulfill the prophecy with their own free will. Initially they thought one of them would have to acquire Norwegian citizenship and study architecture for at least three years for the bachelors. Papa Bruce was willing to make the sacrifice, but doing so would be a bit of a hassle and ultimately waste of time for the outcome. A new plan was concocted — the Fettucine would just hire a Norwegian architect to lay in each of their beds and fulfill the prophecy. This would circumvent the possibility of losing any future love interests to a Norwegian architect, being stuck to dating only female Norwegian architects or receiving a shock from randomly walking into the bedroom and finding a Norwegian architect all snuggled up in the bedsheets.